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mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma

me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT

mom: you realize this makes you a nerd

me:

mom:

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama

me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers

mom:

me:

mom: this isn't normal

cisbender:

when an artist wants to show you their art

or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written

it’s quite often an expression of trust

because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart

little pieces of the artists themselves

and if they’re willing to share it with you

you should appreciate it

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I don’t like any songs from Bye Bye Birdie blagh

THIS POST IS A DISGRACE. BYE BYE BIRDIE IS A BEAUTIFUL SHOW AND ALL YOU HATERS CAN STFU

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mortson:

was moses a water bender

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“Hugo Peabody! Are you drunk?!”-“Yes, yes I am!”- “On what son?”- “…Milk!”

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“I thought Ted was a little bit … pretentious.”

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dahliafemme:

Bloomington <3

This movie was awful.

dahliafemme:

Bloomington <3

This movie was awful.

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When I’m having a bad day, and someone gives me a compliment

hatersgonnahateemee:

I’m just like,

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souldier0896:

I think I’ve reblogged this three times today.

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You know what’s kind of beautiful?

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

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Making macaroons with my soon to be roommate. Oh yes, next year shall be great fun.

Junk food and greys